If that title means anything to you, so will the below. If it doesn’t, read it anyway. The subject matter transcends all cultural and religious boundaries. (Special props go out to a certain slacker without whom this post would not have been possible, even though I am taking all the credit anyway.)
My impression of an email penned by William Shatner:
Hi. Fefa,
How. are. things. withyou? I. was. just. thinking. abouthow. terrifically. attractive. youare. It. amazes. evenme. that. someone. sooooo….sexy. is. also. so. witty. and. intelli…gent. And. that. is. saying. a. lot. coming. from. someonewho. has. boldy. gone. wherenoman. has. gone. be…fore. Please. write. me. back. when. you. haveachance. For. some. reason. my. calls. aaaare…beingblocked. Or. did. you. change. your. numberagain? Please. let. me. know. what. it. is thistime. Call. me. Hoping. to. hear. from. yousoon.
Thinking. of. youalways,
William.
Shatner.
posted by Fefa @ 1:51 PM
11 Comments:
You drinking at work again?
Again? You make it sound like it's an occasional thing and not my standard breakfast.
I realize that I've never met you and you don't have any idea who I am, but...
A William Shatner post? On the same page as a post about Parasite Pals?
I think I love you.
You have excellent taste Network Geek. Few men recognize true class in a broad when they see it.
I've read your blog before, btw. But now that I know you have a true appreciation for the finer things in life I'm even more impressed.
Yeah, well, can I use you for a reference on Match.com? ;)
And, I have to admit, I just saw you blog via SassySuspect.com, but, after the Shatner post, I added you to my Bloglines feed to keep track of it.
Thanks for reading mine. I'll try not to dissapoint. ;)
Absolutely, reference away. I'm a perfect reference actually. I used to work at a dating service, so I know all sorts of dirt. How do you think I met Bill?
Keep up the good geek-speak. I work in IT now, though I'm not an engineer, so if Star Trek references didn't out my being a dork...
I like that FeFa is free-spirited enough to drink at work.
And I admire her for that.
Ah yes, but am I drinking because I'm free-spirited, or free-spirited because I'm drinking?
Yes, all this, and I'm totally deep and stuff too.
great... wait until you get this email:
Hi Fefe!!!
We were at the Starfleet Academy together. I sat behind you in Starship Propulsion 201 class... I'm the Vulcan with the really big ears, remember me? You don't remember me, do you? Anyway, I'm in town for a while while the ship is in dry dock. I was wondering if you wanted to get a drink and... catch up?
=;-)
If I reply to that email in Klingon I will be really disappointed if you don't understand me.
Live Long and Prosper,
Fefa
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