I have been advised by Thomas that when I depart for my vacation next week I can not bring hair spray, gel, or anything of the sort on board with me, no matter how I plead. I must check my most precious over-priced cosmetics in shiny bottles with the rest of the *shudder* common baggage in cargo. And as such, upon either landing or crashing and burning to my fiery demise, my hair shall be limp and lifeless. The horror.
I called the airport to see if an exception could be made, but they insist it is just not possible. Even celebrities must check these items and carry the shameful burden of flat hair all the way to baggage claim. I’ve tossed and turned on the issue and I have found both a solution and a significant revelation about the terrorists. I have decided that I shall wear a turban to disguise my hideously flat hair.
You terrorists may be able to disguise yourselves in street wear to most of the masses, but I can spot dull flat hair a mile away. Consider yourselves warned; I carry hairspray, and I know how to use it.
posted by Fefa @ 3:34 PM
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Well, the day of the big scare, security was mostly as it had always been, expect for the no liquids rule. And, they had all the stuff they were taking away at security on sale in the shops. I think they even had "travel size" hairspray and mousse and the like. So, you know, go early and allow shopping time...
You could always rent a plane to avoid security and travel like the blog celebrity your are.
but the question is, what colour will your turban be?
I checked, they said now even if you buy it there you can't take it on (so why sell it at all since your past the baggage check?). On the plus side, I found a totally rad turban last night. Plus I figure when they see a totally bangin chick in a turban they'll think we're ont the same team and skip my plane. Maybe I should borrow a baby for the flight too...
The private jets were all booked up right after the security increase. I have to travel with the common folk. Hopefully I won't be swarmed again and my turban and baby ensemble will also work to disguise my high profile status.
I got a few actually, but I'm wearing the white silk one with gold sparkley threading on the flight. It matches my bebe travel suit.
Will the turban be pink?
No, I couldn't find a good shade of pink that didn't totally clash with my hair.
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