I decided to stray from my normal coffee routine and expand my horizons by trying some au naturel herbal tea some chick with dreads suggested I try when in the coffee aisle this weekend. Because it’s "so good for you, and will make you feel so much more energized, but in a natural way". I have no idea what the hell that’s supposed to mean, but I’ve never been one to shun the advice of a strange woman with hairy pits who reeks of patchouli, so...
My review? The next time a tree hugger tries to ‘advise’ me I will politely decline and let them know that I totally would, but I’m on my way out the door right now to meet a friend for a huge steak dinner. And after that, we’re going to go kick some puppies, and maybe carve some obscene statements in the flesh of poor defenseless trees. Because from what I gather, feeling "so much more energized, but in a natural way" translates to being incredibly tired and having the flavor of what I presume a mouthful of twigs and manure would taste like.
On the up side though, our bathroom now smells of fresh cut grass.
posted by Fefa @ 9:13 AM
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Come on, Fe! What's the number one rule we learned in Humboldt (besides "Bring an umbrella" and "Don't use the public hot tubs")?
Never Trust the Goddamn Hippies.
No good can come of it. Even if they play you a song on their bongo drums and tell you how pretty your aura is.
i ♥ you because you ♥ coffee.
... now throw the sticks and twigs away and get a big ol' vat of fully leaded java.
You're right. I already know I have a pretty aura too. Dammit! Why do I go for that every time?
"Coffee good. Starbucks Fefa's friend." I chanted repeatedly as I left that very morning.
ew.. you didn't get one of those 'cleaner outer' teas, did ya?
I drink tea. Brisk. The cold kind, with flavor, and the same amount of caffiene as soda. I only drink it because water is listed as an ingredient, hopefully enuf so that the caffiene doesn't cancel it out. coffee's much better though.
I'm a hot drink kind of gal. If you're ever at the Starbucks and hankering for something without caffeine on a chilly day (though I can't imagine why, so if you ever just want something different, let's say) get yourself a Caramel Apple Cider. OH.MY.GOD. is it good.
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