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[When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought]
And they said there’s no such thing as an 8-pack.

[Next time you will make out]
The next time I accidentally overspend at BCBG. More specifically, right around April 14 when the credit card bill arrives.

[Favorite planet]
Well, of all the planets I’ve visited, I’m going to have to go with you’re an idiot. OK, maybe that’s not a planet per se, but it is accurate.

[Who is the second person on your missed calls list]
My old friend Unknown Caller. We always seem to miss each other.

[What is your favorite ring tone on your phone]
A little something called ‘Cingular Tune’. Of all the only one tone that was conveniently preset when I got it that’s definitely my favorite. And oddly, is the only tone nobody else seems to have.

[What shirt are you wearing right now]
I’m not. Oh la la. This here is called a dress.

[What do you label yourself as]
Better than you.

[Brand of shoes you are wearing]
Steve Madden. And it’s a good thing, as it happened that two more pairs of Steve Madden’s arrived a la UPS this morning. They were able to make them feel right at home when they got here.

[Bright or dark room]
Depends, did I just walk in to it?

[What do you think about the person who last took this]
Funny, I was actually just mentioning how weird it is that she and I haven’t actually been shopping together before. You think you know someone…

[If you’re alone in a room with 2 beds, which one do you sleep on]
Both. Right after I have the cabana boy or bellhop, or both, push them together.

[Best song in the world]
Does this matter? My answer will change tomorrow. And will still be right.

[What’s a word you say a lot]
‘A’. And probably ‘the’. ‘Venti’ is a close third though.

[Last furry thing you touched]
This is not that kind of blog, thank you very much.

[How many drugs have you done in the past 5 days]
Well this would be Mon – Fri, so none.

[How many rolls of film do you need to get developed]
The only pics I take that develop do so in about 2 minutes right in my hand. For good reason.

[Favorite age you have been so far]
25. Maybe 26 will be a good year, I’ll let you know.

[Your worst enemy]
Credit limits.

[Last thing you said to someone]
I’ve got far too much on my plate as it is to turn that around today too. And the last thing I though to myself was…what with this here survey needing to be knocked out and all.

[If the person you were talking to on the phone was getting shot at, what would you do]
Probably just ‘mmmhmmmm’ and ‘yeah’ to anything I heard as if I was listening to them in the first place. Besides, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I’m on the phone…

[Do you do the games in the ads on Myspace]
If I’m on myspace it’s pretty much a guarantee I’m not doing anything that requires even the most remote amount of brain activity. Unless cultivating surveys from people’s posts is using brain power.

[Favorite pj’s]
Onesies. Can't beat 'em with a stick. Well, you could I suppose, but it's not really going to do anything. Unless someone's wearing them at the time. And in my neighborhood, people get killed for that kind of shit.

[What do you do when you pass graveyards]
I, uh, pass them. What the hell am I supposed to do? Stop and ponder? Throw a penny and make a wish? Hold my breath so I don’t breathe in any spirits? Which, btw, for all you breath holders, if spirits were really trying to be all up in your shit do you really think they’d come up to your body and be all like "Dammit! This chick is holding her breath too! Wtf? Who the hell told all the mortals about this?"

[How old do you think you’ll live to be]
Based on my aging process thus far, 25.

[Five things you want to do in your lifetime]
Been there, done that, tried it on, loved it, bought it.

[What do you put on your hamburgers]
Sometimes ceviche, if it’s lunch time. Always avocado. Hold the hamburger either way.

[Do you eat raw hot dogs]
I don’t eat lips, hooves, and assholes. Heated or raw.

[How much salad dressing do you put on your salad]
Lettuce is merely a vessel used to transport dressing from the bowl to my mouth. Ain’t that right, LFC?

posted by Fefa @ 1:54 PM